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The internet is an amazing place. But here at the Federal Government we think it's a little too amazing.
That's why we've developed Censordyne - a mandatory way to censor the internet.
Censordyne lets the Government decide what you can and can't do online. From what you buy to how you communicate and even what you read.
Censordyne, developed in our secret Internet laboratory:
 Offers protection against fast Internet
Is mandatory, for a cleaner feed
Reduces your democratic protections
Pretends to fight moral decay
All with a fresh multi-million dollar flavour.
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